billy-pilgrims:

[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]

(via stabs)

robinwiththehair:

ygrittesnow:

when we were babies my dad was a stay-at-home dad while my mom kicked ass in the courtroom but he would carry my twin brother and me around with one baby on the front and one on his back in backpacks

and women would come up and look at how cute i was and coo over me and be like “awww how cute wow”

and my dad would be like, “YOU KNOW WHAT’S CUTER THAN ONE BABY”

and then he’d spin around

and BAM

there was my brother

I love everything about this. 

(Source: jon-snow, via peace-l0ve-sunfl0wers)

aceticacid:


i fucking did it

aceticacid:

i fucking did it

(via peace-l0ve-sunfl0wers)

one-after-nineonine:

i did a push up why am i still fat

(via bastille)

(Source: ocean-stars-rain, via drateeny)